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“This is a genuine complaint to Devon & Cornwall Police Force from an angry member of the public A true email sent to the force, lengthy but brilliantly written…… ——————— Dear Sir/Madam/Automated telephone answering service, Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Bodmin police station to pick up a telephone I...
“Think of and look at your work as though it were done by your enemy. If you look at it to admire it, you are lost” — Samuel Butler
gonzoria: Planning the screenplay that’s going to make me famous Watching - Woody Allen in Mighty Aphrodite Drinking - A strange refreshing tropical drink named Rio Smoking - ‘Da good shit Procrastinating - Yeah Im coming to your end either next week or the week after, gotta check the rota at work first. No fannying aroun…this is happening. Get fight club and a bottle of rum ready.
Getting down to buisness with my piece for swallows and daggers. Listening to - murder city devils Drinking - tea, coke and relentless Drawing - fucked up sea horses Procrastinating - yeah
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Nothing says “i was watching porn on your laptop” like a complete days worth of internet history deleated. I wont name who it is (shawn sharpe) but in future dont be embaressed. im not here to judge.
Ikavod's Brothel: Fort Gonzoria →
I did it a while ago and decided to do it again, some automatic writing for you (It’s where you write all at once, not stopping, with no planning and no story or coherence in mind). Automatic and counting down to kingdom come I marched sideways towards a large bearded man who inquired “When is… Keep it comin man
Ben's views on st george's day...
“didn’t even realise it was St. Georges day. Fuck the English! You were all conceived in the anus of an ugly politician and spend the rest of your time swimming in piss-water and munching on turds for nutrients which you never get enough off… - killed a dragon, my tits! Fly your flags and I’ll burn them with black magic and other devious wizardry.”
This band have guest vocals by Jeff Eaton from moder life is war.
The definition of "nuff said"
gonzoria: makingofmovies: Trailer for Get Low Directed by Aaron Schneider and starring Bill Murray, Robert Duvall, and Lucas Black. Looks good, right? yup
Ok so another facebook friend was just deleated for joining a stupid “im not rascist but….” group. I had a look at it and the discussion bored is fucking hillarious… Read “wtf” http://www.facebook.com/board.php?uid=237409599661#topic_top
imnotcallingyouaghost: Fucks sake, why did I give you that Chuck Palahniuk book back? I wish I could of read it all. I also realised that I’ve not read all of Russel Brands biography yet, even though I’ve had it for years. I also have 2 books that I got free in magazines that I might as well read. And I need to re-read New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Ronson, when you read this, I want you...